Dirty Jokes Thread

Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car?

2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermet's Finger

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box

What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?

Where you put the cucumber

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Haha, that's funny 😂😂

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. – They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch.

Sounds about right 😂😂

this one is the best