Dirty Jokes Thread

Go ahead and post your favorite dirty Jokes!

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

"I want you inside me."

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

loverboy said:

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Hahaha, will post some dirty jokes here soon 😀😎

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

loverboy said:

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Hahaha 😂

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

loverboy said:

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

hehe sounds painful, lol xD

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

Together, we can stop this crap.

What’s the difference between you and the refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it.

wth i didnt even know this thread exist hahaha... craaaazzzzy✌️

aishteru said:

wth i didnt even know this thread exist hahaha... craaaazzzzy✌️

Amazing right ?

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

loverboy said:

Amazing right ?

It's funny, keep the jokes coming 😂

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.