The one and only official begging thread

Well, I thought along with my sob-story I could butter you up with some dad-jokes,

Did you know French Fries weren't made in France?
They were made in Greece!
(That one cracked my kids up.)

What is Forest Gump's password?
1Forest1!
(Have to see the movie to get this one)

What does an angry pepper do?
Gets jalapeno your face!

Why did the crab never share?

Because he was shellfish!
WAITRESS: Soup or salad?
DAD: I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad

What do prisoners use to call eachother
Cell-Phones

Welp, that's all of my knowledge. Thanks to anyone who read these horrendous jokes.

I'll hook you up with some mad ms-paint original artwork. Here's a sample :)

https://gyazo.com/78f2f013c21bf7be8e4ee5e51f487dbc
Yeah, I know mind-blowingly sweet. But I got even more beauties like this one just behind my sleeve.

Just need some cashola if you know what I mean and botta bing botta boom this never before seen artwork will be delivered into your hands.

um yeah i need money

Hello, I'm a cat. I want to transition to be a duck so I can fit in with all the cool ducklings on this site, but the surgeries and all of the procedures I would need to go through to properly transition are way out of my price range. Soo if anyone is feeling generous and wants to help a cat out, hit me up.

can i beg to win the lottery here?!

ha ha ha we never know miki....

If anyone has some extra funds left over to spare I am in a pretty dire need of crypto right now. Thanks.

I am a struggling artist and I will draw shit for a few dollars. PM me, send a photo of what you want, we agree on a price, and then I get a scanned photo of the drawing to you in a few days. Then, you pay me a few bucks so that I can go gamble away the remainder of my life.

Thanks!

Yo whadd up I got logs for netflix hulu wish venmo amazon.de brazzers pornhub bang bros sling tv steam lots of others discord mehttps://discord.gg/akGxrxhY

ay yo anyone can send me over 0,15$ in eth cus i cant deposit my USDT from my trust wallet..

loving the site so far but there is this cool new coin thats being given out for free and all you gotta do is hit a button once a day. i think they are doing it to get the word out. but to get involved and added to my circle download "pi network" on your play store and use wubbalubdub as ref and then i'll add you to my circle and that makes up all gain more. its cool to see my balance grow on there.. it also states that to collect your pi coin you must use your real number. you can use a fake one and just help me make more thats fine by me lol. but you wont get thm in the end. eventully you will be able to mine this coin.