Ok, I'll be the first to kindly beg in this new year of 2024. I'm about 25 cents and half a day from sleeping under a bridge, matter of fact, my extra blankets are there already. My house just burned down and I lost everything including two dogs and one cat.
Expertise:
I can count to 11 all by myself and with my eyes closed and can ride a bicycle with no hands and one eye closed. I can eat a whole jalapeño pepper and sing Mary had a little lamb without drinking water and for the big finale, I can tie my shoes!
If anyone has $2 so I can play dice, it will make me just tickled shitless. I'll be glad to pay it forward if not backwards...
p.s. I've never asked for sh$t but I'm broke af and it's cold outside tonight, hell with it, why not??? Semper🤙