Are you poor? Or from Venezuela? Faucets aint your choice cause making min wd amount takes damn long? Prefer to send people your photo for money? Tens of your duplicates already banned?
Now you got the choice: beg here without any issues.
Well, I thought along with my sob-story I could butter you up with some dad-jokes,
Did you know French Fries weren't made in France?
They were made in Greece!
(That one cracked my kids up.)
What is Forest Gump's password?
(Have to see the movie to get this one)
What does an angry pepper do?
Gets jalapeno your face!
Why did the crab never share?
Because he was shellfish!
WAITRESS: Soup or salad?
DAD: I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad
What do prisoners use to call eachother
Welp, that's all of my knowledge. Thanks to anyone who read these horrendous jokes.