The one and only official begging thread

DuckHunt said:

Are you poor? Or from Venezuela? Faucets aint your choice cause making min wd amount takes damn long? Prefer to send people your photo for money? Tens of your duplicates already banned?

Now you got the choice: beg here without any issues.

Well, I thought along with my sob-story I could butter you up with some dad-jokes,

Did you know French Fries weren't made in France?
They were made in Greece!
(That one cracked my kids up.)

What is Forest Gump's password?
1Forest1!
(Have to see the movie to get this one)

What does an angry pepper do?
Gets jalapeno your face!

Why did the crab never share?

Because he was shellfish!
WAITRESS: Soup or salad?
DAD: I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad

What do prisoners use to call eachother
Cell-Phones

Welp, that's all of my knowledge. Thanks to anyone who read these horrendous jokes.

DuckHunt said:

Are you poor? Or from Venezuela? Faucets aint your choice cause making min wd amount takes damn long? Prefer to send people your photo for money? Tens of your duplicates already banned?

Now you got the choice: beg here without any issues.

I'll hook you up with some mad ms-paint original artwork. Here's a sample :)

https://gyazo.com/78f2f013c21bf7be8e4ee5e51f487dbc
Yeah, I know mind-blowingly sweet. But I got even more beauties like this one just behind my sleeve.

Just need some cashola if you know what I mean and botta bing botta boom this never before seen artwork will be delivered into your hands.

um yeah i need money

Where have all the beggars gone ?

Hello, I'm a cat. I want to transition to be a duck so I can fit in with all the cool ducklings on this site, but the surgeries and all of the procedures I would need to go through to properly transition are way out of my price range. Soo if anyone is feeling generous and wants to help a cat out, hit me up.