Dirty Jokes Thread

Hahaha, keep um coming !!!

What did the leper say to the sex worker?

Keep the tip.

loverboy said:

What did the leper say to the sex worker?

Keep the tip.

Lol πŸ˜‚ Keep posting these

Why did God give men penises?

So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

loverboy said:

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Always πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hair on the top and hair on the bottom, in the middle a wet slit, what is it?

The eye.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

Guy's, please feel free to post your Dirty Jokes here πŸ˜‚

hahaha guess this is only for boys xD.

Nah, if you have any Girly Dirty Jokes please feel free to post them here πŸ˜‚

Acetehoge said:

Nah, if you have any Girly Dirty Jokes please feel free to post them here πŸ˜‚

hahaha nah ill pass on this acey!

aishteru said:

hahaha nah ill pass on this acey!

hahaha, fair enough πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚